matrix (1999)

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Welcome to the Matrix IRC Network neo!~mr.Anderson@39.2.339.218
Your host is f1.matrix.org[@0.0.0.0], running version startrek(enterprise)-1.4(34)-matrix(4.6)-ssl(1.1)
This server was created sat jan 01 2000 at 00:00:01 GMT

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There are 21 users and 6364 invisible on 29 servers
25 :Matrix Agents online
279 :unknown connection(s)

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[13:08:11] < unknown > NEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOO!!!
[13:08:23] < unknown > NEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOO!!!
[13:08:41] < unknown > NEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOO!!!
[13:08:42] < unknown > neo wake up! it's time to lunch!!!!
[13:08:44] < neo > uh? what's up?
[13:08:45] < unknown > hey neo, it's me! it's mum!!!
[13:08:55] -- unknown is now known as mum
[13:09:00] < mum > c'mon neo, you can't sleep 'til this time everyday!
[13:09:02] < neo > fuck your fuckin' shit!
[13:09:04] < mum > NEO!!! Is this the way you talk with your mum???
[13:09:10] < neo > oh.. sorry mum..
[13:10:33] < mum > well neo, why don't you go out to buy a white bunny at the market?
[13:10:50] < mum > NEOOOOOO! Don't look like you haven't read it!
[13:11:03] < neo > ok mum... i'm goin'...
[13:11:04] ---- neo has left the channel
[13:11:06] < mum > ...and don't forget the blue pills!!!!
[13:11:07] < mum > shit!

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[13:59:32] ---- neo has entered the channel
[13:59:33] < neo > hi mum, it's me!
[13:59:34] < mum > hi dear, did you buy it?
[13:59:36] < neo > here it is
[13:59:44] ---- mum is known as mum_cooking
[14:00:01] < mum_cooking > uh, and the pills?
[14:00:03] < neo > the red one..
[14:00:06] < mum_cooking > what?
[14:00:08] < neo > the red one!
[14:00:15] < mum_cooking > NEOOOO! How many times I told you "don't talk with that damned pusher"?
[14:00:21] < mum_cooking > YOU MUST AVOID MORPHEUS AND HIS FUCKIN' RED PILLS!!!!
[14:00:28] < mum_cooking > How many times I have to tell you that drugs will splat your brain?
[14:00:34] < mum_cooking > Do you want to be like that girl.. how is she called?
[14:00:35] < neo > Trinity
[14:00:39] < mum_cooking > yes, that looks-like-bitch woman..
[14:00:42] < neo > don't talk this way 'bout her!
[14:00:45] < mum_cooking > ok.. ok.. as you wish.. but that's what she is.
[14:01:02] < mum_cooking > wanna' biscuit?
[14:01:35] < mum_cooking > oh neo.. c'mon.. don't get so angry!
[14:01:46] < neo > ok mum..
[14:04:44] < mum_cooking > so.. gimme the bunny..
[14:04:47] < neo > there it is
[14:04:59] < mum_cooking > ok.. i'll be back within two minutes.. bye
[14:05:03] < neo > bye
[14:05:13] ---- mum_cooking has left the channel
[14:05:20] < neo > fuck!
[14:05:59] *neo swallows another red pill

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Questo era un estratto dalla sceneggiatura originale di Matrix a cui sono state ovviamente tolte le fondamentali esplosioni, i magnifici replay, e le azzeccatissime citazioni da Socrate, Platone, Aristotele e Democrito, noti filosofi romani, nonché dai grandi saggi giapponesi come Confucio e Buddha.
Sì, insomma, un film luccicante quanto il sorriso di Berlusconi e profondo quanto una pozzanghera.
Spero che la cosa renda l'idea.